The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means there's more room for your tongue

Honey, I'm hotter than a rooster in a hen house!

Why do you think they call it a pick-up truck?

You ever wonder why they call the back of a pick-up truck the BED, baby?

I know we're cousins, but this is Arkansas.

I got a six pack of Busch and the new Hank Williams Jr. CD

Baby you're finer than a new set of snow tires.

Wanna see the new Velvet Elvis painting I just hung in my trailer?

God wants us to be together. That's why he gave us the same parents!

You're prettier than a beer truck pulling up in my driveway

Get in the truck, sis!