Well i got my first barrel racing done...i didnt do good at all haha i was having problems connecting with my horse....im gunna try to give her what she wants as long as she gives the same respect back...I just hope by next sunday i do a heck of alot better than i did last....but u always gotta have faith in you and your horse and next time i know wat i need to do different...

Barrel Racers Prayer

 Lord, help me treat my horse with

consistency and respect,

Giving him/her that extra pat and extra

handful of oats,

not just when we win,

but every time he/she tries for me.

 Lord, help me when I'm angry and frustrated

to correct my horse if he/she needs it,

but no more than is necessary,

remembering that he/she depends on

me to treat him/her fairly.

 Lord, help me keep Barrel Racing in Perspective,

remembering that God and family

are the most important things in life,

and then Barrel Racing.

 Lord, I ask you to give me a pure heart,

honestly wanting every girl to do her best,

because it is better to be at the

bottom of a pen of winners

then the top of a pen of losers.

 Amen

The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means there's more room for your tongue

Honey, I'm hotter than a rooster in a hen house!

Why do you think they call it a pick-up truck?

You ever wonder why they call the back of a pick-up truck the BED, baby?

I know we're cousins, but this is Arkansas.

I got a six pack of Busch and the new Hank Williams Jr. CD

Baby you're finer than a new set of snow tires.

Wanna see the new Velvet Elvis painting I just hung in my trailer?

God wants us to be together. That's why he gave us the same parents!

You're prettier than a beer truck pulling up in my driveway

Get in the truck, sis!

DID U FART, CUZ U BLOW ME AWAY.

R UR PARENTS RETARDS, CUZ U SURE R SPECIAL.

MY LUV 4 U IS LIKE THE ****, I CANT HOLD IT IN.